Monday, October 03, 2005

Disaster driving lesson

Its a total disaster in today's driving lesson. Couldn't do a proper parallel parking. Not only did i knocked down a pole, i also made the driving instructor vomitted blood. The instructor couldn't stop saying "Driving must be alert ! You must be clever enough to see the ever-changing traffic situations!" Today he didn't call me "ah nia" cos i believed he was just too angry for any jokes.

To all those pe0ple who like to jaywalk so much !!! "Please watch out your footsteps. Do not anyhow walk where u like and cross the roads like your father has owned all the roads ! Otherwise your foot would be ganna 'root' over unknowingly !!"

To all those rude drivers!!! "Please watch your way of driving and do not drive as though you are the only person driving in the world!! Our government has always been promoting COURTESY campaign so violently for the past few decades. But those rude drivers destroyed them all by dashing across junctions, and cutting into other driver's path without signalling !! Go to jail you rude drivers !! "

(Pardon me for the uncouth wordings this time.)

测孕纸

最近经常听报道提到, 年轻夫妻结婚后未能顺利受孕的百分比非常高. 许多夫妻迟迟不肯求医, 一心只想顺其自然. 研究显示女性比较能接受检查, 男性却因尴尬而却步.

刚听到FM933说最近出现了一种男性测孕纸. 不孕男性的福音来了! 只要将测孕纸沾上男性精液(当然要新鲜的啦!), 便能测出男性是否拥有健康的精子.

我在想,不知测孕纸是否有适合女性使用的呢? hehehehe.. ;p